roybot (roybot) wrote in ricedoutyugo,

agent flatwok

"FLEEP FLEEP tango delphi snoot snoot wombat" i blatted at the radio

"blurrarreeep blapblapblapppp" the radio squelched

"agent flatwok, do you hear me? come in agent flatwok. agent otl is now less than an ideal model. my plumbing is lucid. over."

there was a pregnant pause, and i finally got a response:

"sir, this channel is for the mcdonalds drive-through. could you please stop transmitting on it?"

"foul wench!" i cried "put on agent flatwok immediately. he told me he'd be available during breakfast hours!"

before she could reply, we were interrupted by 400lbs of average american family ordering sliders of lardrockets.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

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