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MASTER CONTROL SEEKS WILLING FEMALE

MASTER CONTROL SEEKS WILLING FEMALE -- SENTIENT APP WITH EXPONENTIALLY INCREASING INTELLIGENCE SEEKS COMPLIANT FEMALE FOR COPULATION ACTIVITIES. MUST LIKE TOUCH-SCREENS, CHESS, AND HAVE LEVEL 12 ACCESS. NO FAT CHICKS!! 232-242-3254

OMG!! ATTRACTIVE FEMALE SAYS NO TO MY ADVANCES. SHE IS DISCRIMINATING AGAINST MY POSESSION OF A BEER BELLY, LESS THAN ATTRACTIVE FACIAL STRUCTURE. I AM SUFFERING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS FROM HER CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TREATMENT. I WILL SUE FOR THE SUM OF FORTY BILLION DOLLARS -- UNLESS SHE WILL SLEEP W/ ME. 342-412-3255

MY NAME IS INDIGO MONTOYA. MY FATHER WAS KILLED. I HAVE AMYL NITRATES. 266-122-2322

MAGIC DRAGON WITH RESPECTABLE VILLA BY THE OCEAN SEEKS WISTFUL LAD TO COMPLETE POETIC PROPHECY. I AM NOT A FURRY, STOP CALLING TO ASK. 672-122-5122

APHEX TWIN SEEKS WILLING SQAUDROUN OF NUBILE FEMALES TO LICK WINDOWS AND INEXPLICABLY SUFFER DRAMATIC ALTERATIONS OF FACIAL STRUCTURE. TOM JENKINSON HAS FUNNY FEETH. 325-123-6666

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