ladies and gentlemen, i am proposing we MODERNIZE this film. the ark is found in that huge room of boxes that it was last shown being buried in. when a lot of d00dz get pwnd, they realize this is some Serious Shit and stick it in an underground bunker with a fuckin' mars rover to open it and camera behind armageddonproof glass. they get a video of it opening... but as they're watching monitors, all the tech d00dz get pwnd. melty.
there is debate about what to do with the tape. some say just delete it. others want to keep it as a weapon.
then.... some jerk uploads it to youtube.
it would be... RICKROLL OF DEATH!!
i would have really preferred a movie like this instead of "ring 2" or "cloverfield." if you'd like to purchase this wolderful plot or others, we can work something out, but be aware i am terribly addicted to seeing lots of digits on my account balance i'm ballin outta kontrol halp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker