roybot (roybot) wrote in ricedoutyugo,

Foreclosure 4000

i had it all: widgets from spain. doorknobs from calcutta. irony from the moon. but then, interest rates took it from me. my god-given right as an american to borrow as much goddamn money as i pleased was suddenly and cruelly stamped out. where is the justice? if i cannot hold this piece of plastic - my credit card - in my hand, and feel a giant, endless pile of heaven welling up - what else is there? what is happening to america? this used to be a great country, until those terrorists showed up.

oh well. time to go watch fox news, and see if ford is running any new ads for red pickup trucks. i like red pickup trucks.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

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