August 11th, 2015

  • roybot

there's no excuse for you

"I have nine cats," the man said apologetically, as if it would defuse the awkwardness of the situation.

"I should hope so!" I said, implying that it didn't. There was no excuse for buying that much cat food, with that many $5 Target gift cards. This oozed out of my intonation, making it crystal clear that, while he had utterly failed to explain himself, I did marginally appreciate the attempt

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker