June 21st, 2015

  • roybot

bummer, yo.

4-tone retropwn with the bodice paste, king james firmware 3.02b (a.k.a. the rom chip with the biltmore sticker). tatterings serve tea on the ePCI and raid-6 was ballin' beyond acceptable limits when the pacman up in the arch was all WAAAH with the video for lunatics and then the multilib was all CANNOT FIND 32.BUTTS.LIB.SO and when i finally got it going the mantis tore my ship up within five minutes

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

CSI: OMG

UUUUUUUUUUUU
My name is Hammermill Hayley. I was a victim of Spider-Chimes.
PPPPPPPPPPP
Like you, I used social networks. I even kept the confidential ASCII of my demoscene (warez) krew on my botnet.
WWWWW
Then, I turned into mix of a buick and a golden retriever.
NNNN
Now, i work for the fbi.
DDD
by margaret thatcher of febreeze krew.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker