July 8th, 2014

  • roybot

The Social Lighter Problems

Problem: You are going mental because the lighter you bought is a different colour.
Explanation: One of your friends has your original, you have theirs

Problem: You have no lighters this morning
Explanation: Don't blame anyone, it's natural to pocket something if it's small and in your hand. Brain filing.

Solution: You have more lighters than you did yesterday

The great lighter cycle continues. Get a gas can, never buy one again.

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest