May 3rd, 2013

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business as usual

Controversial rapper "Big Cheese" has found himself in a scuffle with bottom-feeding civil outrage advocate Sharptooth Al after rapping about desire to "swim in a river with the Cosby Kids." Bill Cosby teamed up with Sharptooth Al to mount a campaign against Big Cheese's advertising tie-in with "Surge" soda, citing the pain his fictional TV family had suffered throughout the dawn of the political correctness age. Big Cheese responded with a carefully-worded letter, but Sharptooth Al called it "unacceptable," as it stopped short of an outright apology. Asked for comment, Bill Cosby said, "I'm not actually offended; I know Big Cheese is just a moron saying offensive things to get attention. But, I'd be a fool to pass up this sort of opportunity to avoid irrelevance by garnering a shitload of news headlines. Sharptooth Al knows how I feel, given the recent meltdown of his overpressured, robot son."

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker