March 7th, 2013

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Q: What fruit is colloquially known as "The Onion of the Nile"?
A: The Potato

Q: What is the best word in the English Language, according to a 2009 Oxford conclave?
A: Potato

Q: What was the most popular Irish wedding gift in 1912?
A: A Potato

Q: Amy Winehouse died of an overdose of _____?
A: Potatoes

Q: Boeing uses what to test their airplanes?
A: Sacks of potatoes

Q: What is the secret to long life and happiness?
A: Eating potatoes

Q: How many potatoes should you eat?
A: Many potatoes

Q: Potato?
A: Poetatto

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker