February 3rd, 2013

  • roybot

the crystal exfoliate

code nougat tangerine crisis, agent bumpkin reporting interstellar flatulence on some godforsaken segment of route ninety-five. it's within hamming distance of causing an undetectable encoding error in our reality. i suspect it already has, as i have a cat on my head. although you'll probably "remember" the cat, you'll probably feel the same sour twang that i do -- i really feel like i wore a hat. however, it might just be indigestion. over and out.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker