January 20th, 2013

  • roybot

detective quark

i leaned in closer, focusing my magni-glass. there was no doubt about it: these quantums had recently been entangled. using the powerbook 100 that got fused to my thigh in an unfortunate welding accident, i analyzed the data.

"LINDA, GET ME A SODA!" i bellowed. it's hard to investigate when you're thirsty.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Drunq

I awake from my slumber in front of my computors, an old school popup I haven't seen since the 90s is blocked in the right hand corner. I have ruined my first responce to a forum thread I was meaning to respond to in a witty and courteous manner. I go downstairs to visit my cat she seems confused. Last thing I remember is drinking homo rum and being a pirate.

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest