January 15th, 2013

  • roybot

JJJJJJwat

in the dim cornucopia of whirring fans and HVAC equipment, i could feel the wat building inside me. i hadn't realized [social network] drained me so much; drained me like a sex-crazed eighteen year-old girlfriend. the discovery was incidental: my [social network] backup script mysteriously stopped working, getting "Not Authorized." irritated, i decided to stop using [social network] until i could restore the script. it's been a few days, now, since i've released wat. the issue remains a mystery, despite a first round of debugging. having been unable to type random shit in a casual manner, a slight sip of coffee now has me watting all over the place, SKLGFHJsdfiougkdfk;jgd fgjdfg toucan harrison ford klasky gumbo matryoshkan bobble fog, and it's delightful. it makes me rethink use of [social network]. i suspect they deliberately broke my script anyways, because they regard data input there as "theirs." well, here it is fucking mine. I CAN KEEP ALL THE WAT!!! i will not be using [social network] nearly as much even if i can restore my backup script. so there.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker