September 19th, 2012

  • roybot

on ontological farts

Yugo Post #3679, in which the taxonomy of the most prominent ontological farts are declaimed:
  • Brain Farts
    You reach for a word you know is there, but then you are unable to find it.

  • Reality Farts
    Walking up the stairs, you put your foot down to step on the next stair, only to find it does not exist.

  • Mnemonic Farts
    You return to a place you visited as a child or listen to a distantly remembered piece of music, but you are unable to find the source of your memory.

your brain is a wonderful machine, and the best thing you can do is focus it on itself.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker