September 3rd, 2012

  • roybot

hotdog hustle

HE OFFER ME THIRTY SHEKEL TO FIX MY CAR BUT I CAN NO CONVERT RUPEE ON MY CALCULATOR. I OFFER TRADE OF HOT DOG, BUT HE SAYS, "NO SIR, SORRY SIR, CANNOT ACCEPT TRADE" SO I DISPLAY HOT DOG AND HE SAY, "PLEASE LEAVE MY SHOP IMMEDIATELY, AND WANK YOU COME AGAIN." I LEAVE HIS ESTABLISHMENT 2/5 RATING ON INTERNET, AND CONTINUE TO SEEK BUYER FOR MY CONSINMENT OF HOT DOG IN THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker