July 23rd, 2012

  • roybot

crazy person shoots citizens

horrible news, some crazy person shot some citizens
fnord
it happened in a public place. the news is talking about it a lot
the same thing could happen to you
the incident has affected the president deeply
but the government is here to help
no one is sure why the crazy person did what he did
you might be crazy too
he very well could have been your neighbor
and if you aren't yet, here's something to be paranoid about
he got the stuff for the attack from the hardware store and the internet
now that you're paranoid+crazy, please open your checkbook
the attacker acted alone, there were no red flags; no warning signs
do you want to be on tv?
now, time for a commercial break
what she said


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker