November 10th, 2011

  • roybot

hazards of the modern recording studio

hazards of the modern recording studio may include, but are not limited to:

  • Strange Vapors
  • Time Warps
  • Sharp Paperclips
  • Knob/Fader R.S.I.
  • Sudden Blasts of Feedback
  • Snare Fatigue
  • Nauseating Sub-Bass
  • Panic-Inducing Drones
  • Sickening Paisley Fractal Pads
  • Confusing Drum Machines
  • Temperamental Synthesizers
  • Earwigs Hell-Bent On Revenge
  • Drug-Induced Schizophrenia
  • Rickets From Lack Of Sun
  • Ruptured Capillaries
  • Numbness In The Extremities
  • Heart Palpitations
  • Halitosis
  • Tinnitus
  • Jaundice


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker