September 16th, 2011

  • roybot

deficiencies of my right index finger

word has it that cocaine is bodacious, but i'd never tried it myself. so i merely shook my head no, and the mysterious nasal penetration device passed me by. i reflected on how these same gentlemen would, in all likelihood, vigorously reject the concept of me putting my right index finger up everyone's nose, in clockwise sequence. i do suppose my right index finger doesn't get you high as shit.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker