September 2nd, 2011

  • roybot

fat planet

wake up on fat planet get out of fat bed brush your fat teeth with your fat school brush board the bus with your fat bus pass have a fat drive thru fuckin breakfast booth on your fat fuckin ass fuckin fat bacon fat eggs fat muffin fat fat. clock in your fat fuckin timecard and shuffleboard over to your fat desk. push fat papers with your fat fuckin arms until it's time for a fat fuckin' fat lunch break. fat sandwich, fat chips, fat fuckin' fountain tankard. a small garbage can, even. of fat. 'cos we're rockin' it on the fat planet.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker