August 20th, 2011

  • roybot

upgraded sights in store

this is your captain speaking. now this is your captain speaking while standing!! now this is your captain speaking, while sitting again. ladies and gentlemen, we have a situation. whoever left the leopard-print thong in the microwave will be discovered and dealt with. i don't care if we have to sit on this tarmac for a damn hour! and thank you for flying delta

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker