July 8th, 2011

  • roybot

but what about my money

i was attempting to secure a quarter of esoteric car width when carlisle steve blew me up on my gherkin mobile.

"da fuk steve" i sed

"da fuk u" steve sed, not missing a beat

he continued:
"vulcan ted sed da key to teh levee is in carrie fischer's mailbox and the elastic giraffe has been deployed on the gazebo."

"fine, good," i replied. "how much do i owe for services rendered?"

"acey says 10%."

"too bad acey ain't in charge no more!!"

don't ask how i did this over the gherkin mobile. it involves fone phreak dtmf black phat dope shit ok (C) teh pr0ktanker

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker