June 10th, 2011

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Thank you for calling Roy-roast, soon to be Serv-a-dink Luncheon Meats, how may I fundamentally misprocess simple words today! Are you experiencing a problem connecting to your bacon field resonator?

What's that, a static cling for your suitcase? I'm going to say something that almost makes sense, but gets a fundamental concept wrong right at the end. Then I'm going to say something
that's a com
plete contradiction of what the last guy said. And if I'm really smart, I'll say something that absolutely doesn't make any sense and blame someone else.

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Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)