May 27th, 2011

  • roybot

average friday

"she was a five-trick pony in a six-trick town, that's for sure. you could smell the miasma on her lips. but the courtship ritual had only just begun, with an onslaught of tubular crustaceans signalling phase A-4...."

"Er..." the giant bouncer finally halted my tirade with a grunt. "Fine. You can go in."

this was interesting. i hadn't asked to be let in. i'd just waited in line because i was bored, and then he stopped me at the door and told me to wait. so i waited. then i started telling him about my sixth wife, a bottle of seagrams 7 from neptune. but whatever. in i went.

i sidled up to the bar and renewed our relationship. after about fifteen minutes a band came on. they sounded like this

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker