November 1st, 2010

  • roybot

deepest apologies

how deeply are you offended up to your EEEARS? perhaps the sitar-spangled spaghetti was not to your liking. can you play the beef stromboni? i can, a lively rigotta in Q 0.523. sorry to express it in that ugly decimal, this thing doesn't really have notes in the conventional sense. quite unwieldy to turn, as well. didn't think we were gonna make it at the corner of otto and bismark, but gosh darn if it wasn't the fractional rigotta that could... sorry, i seem to have gotten off topic. in any case, we're sorry.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

some day in the future

some day i will hear, "your butane is ready, mr. president." after that i will but momentarily cease the torrent of earwigs streaming from my ears to take stock of the situation: commander in chief. a ready butane supply. the sandwich empire withdrawing its forces in defeat, in no small part due to my brilliant coup during the battle of steve. the bjork symphony orchestra, constantly playing hymns to the great bjorkess in the sky. ayoo-ha, ayoo-hep! joyous, to be sure. 65 thorns atankard, naughts cross by autumn if we want to live through the winte- hold on. yes, bjork orchestra, could you turn down the yell a bit? i am taking stock of the situation? thanks.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker