August 25th, 2010

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poem found in a bathroom on the astral plane

how many zeppelins have fried
sniffing noses
the resultant parcheesi farm is within specified limits
how is haberdashery a crime?
potatos peeling back the layers of the onion
then mike 'the situation' sorrentino shoed up in his ferarri and gave me herpes simply by looking at me
i was a changed man, so i uploaded my consciousness into the astral plane
now i pee on hootie's soap from beyond
just a bro in the flo
i do miss cheesesteaks

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Only two BRs today. 39729u82390uewrnmlosdfnml praise .5

* DEU Ackermann, Josef Chairman of the Management Board and the Group Executive Committee, Deutsche Bank AG + non-executive director of Shell * GBR Agius, Marcus Chairman, Chairman of Barclays Bank PLC and a senior non-executive director on the BBC’s new executive board. Married to Katherine, daughter of Edmund Leopold de Rothschild * ESP Alierta, César Chairman and CEO, Telefónica * INT Almunia, Joaquín Commissioner, European Commission * USA Altman, Roger C. Chairman, Evercore Partners Inc. * USA Arrison, Sonia Author and policy analyst * SWE Bäckström, Urban Director General, Confederation of Swedish Enterprise * PRT Balsemão, Francisco Pinto Chairman and CEO, IMPRESA, S.G.P.S.; Former Prime Minister * ITA Bernabè, Franco CEO, Telecom Italia S.p.A. * SWE Bildt, Carl Minister of Foreign Affairs * FIN Blåfield, Antti Senior Editorial Writer, Helsingin Sanomat * ESP Botín, Ana P. Executive Chairman, Banesto * NOR Brandtzæg, Svein Richard CEO, Norsk Hydro ASA * AUT Bronner, Oscar Publisher and Editor, Der Standard * TUR Çakir, Ru?en Journalist * CAN Campbell, Gordon Premier of British Columbia * ESP Carvajal Urquijo, Jaime Managing Director, Advent International * FRA Castries, Henri de Chairman of the Management Board and CEO, AXA * ESP Cebrián, Juan Luis CEO, PRISA * ESP Cisneros, Gustavo A. Chairman and CEO, Cisneros Group of Companies * CAN Clark, W. Edmund President and CEO, TD Bank Financial Group * USA Collins, Timothy C. Senior Managing Director and CEO, Ripplewood Holdings, LLC * ITA Conti, Fulvio CEO and General Manager, Enel SpA * GRC David, George A. Chairman, Coca-Cola H.B.C. S.A. * DNK Eldrup, Anders CEO, DONG Energy * ITA Elkann, John Chairman, Fiat S.p.A. * DEU Enders, Thomas CEO, Airbus SAS * ESP Entrecanales, José M. Chairman, Acciona * DNK Federspiel, Ulrik Vice President Global Affairs, Haldor Topsøe A/S * USA Feldstein, Martin S. George F. Baker Professor of Economics, Harvard University * USA Ferguson, Niall Laurence A. Tisch Professor of History, Harvard University * AUT Fischer, Heinz Federal President * IRL Gallagher, Paul Attorney General * USA Gates, William H. Co-chair, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and Chairman, Microsoft Corporation * USA Gordon, Philip H. Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs * USA Graham, Donald E. Chairman and CEO, The Washington Post Company * INT Gucht, Karel de Commissioner, European Commission * TUR Gürel, Z. Damla Special Adviser to the President on EU Affairs * NLD Halberstadt, Victor Professor of Economics, Leiden University; Former Honorary Secretary General of Bilderberg Meetings * USA Holbrooke, Richard C. Special Representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan * NLD Hommen, Jan H.M. Chairman, ING Group * USA Hormats, Robert D. Under Secretary for Economic, Energy and Agricultural Affairs * BEL Huyghebaert, Jan Chairman of the Board of Directors, KBC Group * USA Johnson, James A. Vice Chairman, Perseus, LLC * FIN Katainen, Jyrki Minister of Finance * USA Keane, John M. Senior Partner, SCP Partners * GBR Kerr, John Member, House of Lords; Deputy Chairman, Royal Dutch Shell plc. * USA Kissinger, Henry A. Chairman, Kissinger Associates, Inc. * USA Kleinfeld, Klaus Chairman and CEO, Alcoa * TUR Koç, Mustafa V. Chairman, Koç Holding A.?. * USA Kravis, Henry R. Founding Partner, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co. * USA Kravis, Marie-Josée Senior Fellow, Hudson Institute, Inc. * INT Kroes, Neelie Commissioner, European Commission * USA Lander, Eric S. President and Director, Broad Institute of Harvard and MIT * FRA Lauvergeon, Anne Chairman of the Executive Board, AREVA * ESP León Gross, Bernardino Secretary General, Office of the Prime Minister * DEU Löscher, Peter Chairman of the Board of Management, Siemens AG * NOR Magnus, Birger Chairman, Storebrand ASA * CAN Mansbridge, Peter Chief Correspondent, Canadian Broadcasting Corporation * USA Mathews, Jessica T. President, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace * CAN McKenna, Frank Deputy Chair, TD Bank Financial Group * GBR Micklethwait, John Editor-in-Chief, The Economist * FRA Montbrial, Thierry de President, French Institute for International Relations * ITA Monti, Mario President, Universita Commerciale Luigi Bocconi * INT Moyo, Dambisa F. Economist and Author * USA Mundie, Craig J. Chief Research and Strategy Officer, Microsoft Corporation * NOR Myklebust, Egil Former Chairman of the Board of Directors SAS, Norsk Hydro ASA * USA Naím, Moisés Editor-in-Chief, Foreign Policy * NLD Netherlands, H.M. the Queen of the * ESP Nin Génova, Juan María President and CEO, La Caixa * DNK Nyrup Rasmussen, Poul Former Prime Minister * GBR Oldham, John National Clinical Lead for Quality and Productivity * FIN Ollila, Jorma Chairman, Royal Dutch Shell plc * USA Orszag, Peter R. Director, Office of Management and Budget * TUR Özilhan, Tuncay Chairman, Anadolu Group * ITA Padoa-Schioppa, Tommaso Former Minister of Finance; President of Notre Europe * GRC Papaconstantinou, George Minister of Finance * USA Parker, Sean Managing Partner, Founders Fund * USA Pearl, Frank H. Chairman and CEO, Perseus, LLC * USA Perle, Richard N. Resident Fellow, American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research * ESP Polanco, Ignacio Chairman, Grupo PRISA * CAN Prichard, J. Robert S. President and CEO, Metrolinx * FRA Ramanantsoa, Bernard Dean, HEC Paris Group * PRT Rangel, Paulo Member, European Parliament * CAN Reisman, Heather M. Chair and CEO, Indigo Books & Music Inc. * SWE Renström, Lars President and CEO, Alfa Laval * NLD Rinnooy Kan, Alexander H.G. Chairman, Social and Economic Council of the Netherlands (SER) * ITA Rocca, Gianfelice Chairman, Techint * ESP Rodriguez Inciarte, Matías Executive Vice Chairman, Grupo Santander * USA Rose, Charlie Producer, Rose Communications * USA Rubin, Robert E. Co-Chairman, Council on Foreign Relations; Former Secretary of the Treasury * TUR Sabanci Dinçer, Suzan Chairman, Akbank * ITA Scaroni, Paolo CEO, Eni S.p.A. * USA Schmidt, Eric CEO and Chairman of the Board, Google * AUT Scholten, Rudolf Member of the Board of Executive Directors, Oesterreichische Kontrollbank AG * DEU Scholz, Olaf Vice Chairman, SPD * INT Sheeran, Josette Executive Director, United Nations World Food Programme * INT Solana Madariaga, Javier Former Secretary General, Council of the European Union * ESP Spain, H.M. the Queen of * USA Steinberg, James B. Deputy Secretary of State * INT Stigson, Björn President, World Business Council for Sustainable Development * USA Summers, Lawrence H. Director, National Economic Council * IRL Sutherland, Peter D. Chairman, Goldman Sachs International * GBR Taylor, J. Martin Chairman, Syngenta International AG * PRT Teixeira dos Santos, Fernando Minister of State and Finance * USA Thiel, Peter A. President, Clarium Capital Management, LLC * GRC Tsoukalis, Loukas President, ELIAMEP * INT Tumpel-Gugerell, Gertrude Member of the Executive Board, European Central Bank * USA Varney, Christine A. Assistant Attorney General for Antitrust * CHE Vasella, Daniel L. Chairman, Novartis AG * USA Volcker, Paul A. Chairman, Economic Recovery Advisory Board * CHE Voser, Peter CEO, Royal Dutch Shell plc * FIN Wahlroos, Björn Chairman, Sampo plc * CHE Waldvogel, Francis A. Chairman, Novartis Venture Fund * SWE Wallenberg, Jacob Chairman, Investor AB * NLD Wellink, Nout President, De Nederlandsche Bank * USA West, F.J. Bing Author * GBR Williams, Shirley Member, House of Lords * USA Wolfensohn, James D. Chairman, Wolfensohn & Company, LLC * ESP Zapatero, José Luis Rodríguez Prime Minister * DEU Zetsche, Dieter Chairman, Daimler AG * INT Zoellick, Robert B. President, The World Bank Group * USA Keane, Jack, former vice chief of staff of the US army and on the board of the US defence conglomerate General Dynamics * ESP Cebrián Echarri, Juan Luis, CEO and co-founder of El Pais; the CEO of Grupo Prisa (Spain’s biggest publisher); on the board of directors of Le Monde * VEN Cisneros Rendiles, Gustavo A: Venezuelan media mogul – one of the world’s richest men

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