May 19th, 2010

  • roybot

MAGIC RECIPE!

requires:
  1. forbidden nectar
  2. john travolta's earwax
  3. cher's skin after molt

preparation:
  1. mix mix well
  2. blend with juices

serving:
  1. sip sip
  2. trip trip


BON APPARATUS!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

FANTASTIC FACTS ABOUT YUGOSAT-1

Did you know that Riced Out Industries has its very own satellite? Well, it does! Known as YUGOSAT-1, it leads the industry with a long list of firsts, and boasts technology unavailable on any other satellite in orbit today. Here are but a few of our industry-shocking developments:

  • YUGOSAT-1 is sharp and stylish: electric yellow paint with hand-painted pinstripe. A unique paint formula had to be developed in order to allow hand-painting.
  • YUGOSAT-1 features a LOL Beam capable of causing LOL within accuracy of three meters. Sorry folks, but we're playing the patent system on this one just like Coca-Cola!
  • 6-disc changer and cigarette lighter. Being a satellite in space doesn't mean you can't PARTY!
  • YUGOSAT-1 is the only satellite able to emit clouds of flattulence when passing nearby other satellites.
  • YUGOSAT-1 features a self-regulating hydroponics module.
  • YUGOSAT-1 is the only satellite featuring an on-board zippy the pinhead quote database.
  • First-of-its-kind radio telescope that allows the satellite to peer lightyears into itself, rather than into outer space like preceding radio telescopes.
  • Dope spoiler
  • Fuzzy Dice on rearview mirror.


Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING