May 1st, 2010

  • roybot

leonard's trotsky stars in movie 'scoreface'

so we were all LIKE FOCUS 'cos bono was having some horizontal sync issues, the left so far left it was right. nougatelli whacked the projector, and then tom cruise took a moment to tell us about scientology. just then, i remembered i had pizza in the oven. how long had it been? does bono burn his pizza? no matter. the cliche is zebb. borgatrotsky. he's coming on screen now. he's gonna score some face. HE'S GONNA SCORE SOME FACE!~@!@! o yea. u horse! how chu like dat?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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slam down a cool ligament.

slam down a cool ligament for that refreshing tingle. slam down a cool ligament for that connective taste. slam down a cool ligament for jesus. slam down a cool ligament for the feeling it makes between your teeth. slam down a cool ligament just 'cos. slam down a cool ligament to form a closer bond with your child. slam down a cool ligament for a tax write-off. slam down a cool ligament for the sake of slamming down a cool ligament. slam down a cool ligament.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker