April 18th, 2010

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RICED OUT NEWSFLASH

FERAL AMERICAN NOSEISTROSITY COMPELLED TO ANGRILY WIELD CHAINSAW ON SMALL AND FEEBLE REMINDER THAT NATURE EXISTS. REMINDER WAS SUBSEQUENTLY BURNED. RICED OUT TECHNICIANS SUSPECT THIS WAS A RESPONSE TO THE BURNING OF THE RICED OUT EFFIGY IN THE RICED OUT KITCHEN. RICED OUT CONSUMERS ARE SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOURAGED FROM ENGAGING IN RELATIONS WITH PORTLY REPUBLICANS BEARING CHAINSAWS. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH TO CLEAN UP THE YARD, SPRUCE THE PLACE UP, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO START POUNDING ON THE WINDOW WHEN WE'RE DOING THE NASTY? YOU MAY HAVE A CHAINSAW, BUT I HAVE TERRIFYINGLY INTELLECTUAL, SEIZURE-INDUCING DANCE MUSIC.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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...at some point, i had to gesticulate wildly in order to withdraw any attention away from the scattered fistula. what limited rapport i commanded, i immediately plowed into establishing a firm basis for the validity of styrofoam cups. vodka proved to be a more popular topic.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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a prayer

my tangible walrus vacuum,
so discrete but not for the rubber zeppelin.
the skies cracked for lack of a better dirigible,
and jesus won 20 quid on the fruit machine.
amen.

Posted by Richard D. James