in this essay i posit that capitalization, as it were, was started in ancient macedonia by aeropos II in the year 397 b.c. as a method to create a caste system for proper and improper (unclean) nouns. and, henceforth, all letters not capitalized would be hitherto known as
as christianinty began to grow in popularity, the elitist illuminati caught wind of the dangers such an agenda. being an elitist group, they wanted such a way to differentiate themselves textually via capitalization. hence, being all powerful, were able to pervert the biblical scripture to suit their upper-cased needs. Ever since this moment, the dangers of capitalization have been suppressed by the new world order.certain movements have popped up in varying locations about the world in recent years: the anti-caps association (aca) based in basingstoke england and lower case alliance (lca), a more militant group led by a mystic known only as "jes". yes, jes with one s; based in an undisclosed location in northern south america (these are just a few examples). it is widely know that the .7 for life coalition (a non-integer religious organisation) is a staunch supporter of such groups...</p>
all i ask of you, the reader is to think of what you do to those non-capitalized words whenever you hit that shift key, or even worse, the dreaded caps lock. think about how those words feel being segregated and looked down upon by anyone who's eyes happen to receive the reflected light of such poor souls... capitalization is not ethically right in any sense. failure to heed to this suppressed doctrine of pure goodness could result in an eternity of wingdings...
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