April 8th, 2010

  • roybot

UNITED NATIONS SPEECH

I AM VERY SHAVEN TO BE HERE. ME AND MY FELLOW SNUGGLEMEN WISH TO PERCHANCE YOUR PARCHEESI IN THE SLIGHTEST. CHOP CHOP!! HEY JUST KIDDING. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT THERE. HA HA! I THINK YOU FOR WELCOMING NIGERIABBLEWAKASTUBLE TO YOUR ESTEEMED ORGANIZATION. BUT TOOTHFULLY, I EMIT TO YOU IN A TIME OF TRAGILLIOUS PERIL. OUR RECLUSIVE OIL WELL INTIFADA SPINNER HAS DIED. HE SPECIFIED HIS FUNDS BE USED TO SPREAD SPICE AND GOODWILL ACROSS THE WORLD. IF YOU WILL PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR NATIONAL BANK ACCOUNT #S, WE WILL DISPERSE THE FUNDS IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU KINDLY.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker