March 27th, 2010

  • roybot

disoriented old fart speaks

fans of the lourve need to be careful in poison. seth blue's masticated lover is hiding in the folds of the fan. i am not kidding about this. i might sound insane; many, including doctors, have told me that i am. they, however, have not seen what i have seen: the unholy geometry of elton john's backyard. the tapestries of cher's microwave. steve ballmer's armpit. they are real, ayaughaschpzpeel. they are real, whammy whammy.... listen to me, young man. i see the jaded cynicism in your eyes. draught lager, 7.3%. arabian rugs at unbelievably low prices. i'm just reading the airwaves. here, let me show you the smell of saturn. hey!! come back

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker