January 24th, 2010

  • roybot

the morning wat

helio balboa causes apoleptic conniptions across america in a currently unsubstantiated rumour of russian unrest. pectoral glands are firin' a-mighty as the goulosh mango unit attempt to discern the integrity of the situation.

evening jointment contamination results in swelling of the lymph noids and constant jugular action. johnson & johnson has been implicated, but denies responsibility.

tropica fink waggers smurf across the stage in glamour-filled action fart of modern valium concentration. shaved poodles, dyed all the colors of the rainbow. coos and applause.

rocky balboa rumoured to assault 27 teenagers with a telephone receiver. steroid use is suspected.

we'll be right back, after these obnoxious noisy fings. k? k.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker