January 9th, 2010

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norma's pudding

oh, really. it's got that thudd, darling. i simply can't combine. chaltruz, you know, whatever. her chestice was magical. simply lemon. she had that mindset, you know, like an open room with white at the top opening up into the heavens. good thing we bought suitcases at the mall. tubular larbinicide of the carbonated derangement cyclitude excrosting lint filters. formodynastic implements of the fullbright sail coalition. de-elkining monastic lerfarygo of the id. anyways, i've got to go, doomits is on.

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MULTI-DECIMAL EXPANSION EMERGENCY. HUMOROUS SIBOBORGAN TRANSPORTED TO LIPOSUCTION CLINIC. DOCTORED FETUS DISQUALIFIED FROM SKEEBALL. TUBULAR SKIRT DISCOUNTED AT GREAT PERIL TO MANKIND. SYNTHISIZED CUSTARD DECLARED CAVALIER. MELLON-BRIMMED HATS SEQUESTERED.

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dex morkley

so i was scramblin' 'bout lizzardule when me pancreas gave out. the season being that of pine noses, i was facing an acute sensation pertaining to the number of pigeons currently roosting on the lourve. elves obligated me to explain myself to the vending machines; i kind of felt bad for the poor bastards anyways. who was lord kelvin to krpppt? in any case, the aforementioned acute sensation was causing discrete shifts in my tangibility matrix. i'd properly calibrated column A2 the previous night, but now it was coming rather unwound. i stroked the tuning peg gently and called it pet names. i concentrated on the image of a hip flask, lit a match, and that was all she wrote -- the hippo was robotic. little man inside working it. you never know when wildlife is really robotic. more to come when it comes.

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L'AUGHEX TWIN

L'AUGHEX TWIN L'ELKTRONIC GIGDITAL MUS.IC M.IRCROCROSMRIC SPINDLE, D.I.GG MY SPIRAL, &C. &C. F.1NK R.BTC 2@1.L1 ___-- KLR1. B.URN AFTER READING.

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