November 20th, 2009

  • roybot

qqqer32

yabba wubba gabapentin and a habbyfox squee delight malarky constrict o shit it's this trax, i was supposed to click the thing, i didn't click the thing, bad things will happen because i didn't click the thing, and bad things are bad. bad, bad things. yeah.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

eat cheese

wok this way. lord sugar is savoury. loud song is loud. soup is hot. hot is not cold. not is not. wok is wok. the matrix is full of cheese. retrograde cheese attack ammunition necessitates the need of cheese-scuba gear complete with heads-up display, cheese-penetrating sonar, and cheese-cutting lasers that cut cheese. your mission, should you choose to accept it, is go into the cheese and not go insane. you might not be able to move, and might have to manipulate the cheese-cutting laser via the convenient joystick located in your helmet. try not to flip a shit, as the cheese savours it. how else do you think cheese becomes savoury. eat cheese (tm).

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker