August 13th, 2009

  • roybot

i4ni

microsoft patents the return of DeCSS real networks slashdot fuck me it's 1999 again don't trip that time warp tony, fancy featz n fun(ds) fledge, on da hedge, o yea kool aid. new line, fresh air, breath in sucka, unleash another tourage, skleam dat gambit up da nile n fancypantz with a jewel-encrusted holy hand grenade to ensure triumph in the name of the lord -- o yea, god aid. swing that bat again timmy, there's trees to knock down, a hot dog in the forest and oblique metaphors like that. take a deep dream again, curious how folding laundry induces theta brainwave state, i must investigate this more.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET

here are some common internets questions you may get asked, along with suggested responses.

query: a/s/l?
answer: s/t/f u?

query: wat
answer: wat

query: stfu
answer: wat


TACTICAL PROJECTION OF RESULTS WITH WAVEFORM COLLAPSED INTO SPECIFIC CONVERSATIONAL INCIDENT

A: a/s/l?
B: stfu
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A: A/S/L?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker