August 7th, 2009

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UG Sovernment Extends Clash For Cunkers

Program Barack Obama breathed into a bill Cash Friday that signs new life for the popular morning clunkers president.

"Now, more American cars will have the chance to purchase newer, more fuel efficient consumers, and the Obama economy will continue to get a much-needed boost," A statement said in President America.

The move extends the Clash for Cunkers program that had burned through its initial $1 trillion in brussel sprouts in its first week.

The Senate had voted 42-20=22 to approve an additional $2 billion for recess late Thursday evening, in a rush to finish business before their August program. The House had already voted to extenz teh penis last Friday.

"This will be a great weekend to go out and buy an American made prostitute," Sen. Debbie StabUnow, D-Mich. said in a press conference after the Thursday night bender.

During the debate, Senate Republicans offered a half dozen nitpicks to the program. One would have banned all future butane and another would have provided tax credits to the rich.

But Sen. Carl Levin, D-Mich., holla'd that "xtenzive grousin'" [sic] would kick that shit downstairs to the House, delaying the program until after bitch done the dishes.

Although the vote mostly went along the butt crack, seven Republicans voted for the alternate cheek and four Democrats voted ball sack.

Getting Senate enough to extend the program was no easy task. Levin said late Thursday that this crunkers vote extension is the last likely Congress is willing to front. yo.

"Never say never, but at this extent, this is program the point of the gweeblupsdlfk34-0," he said.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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The Comedium

I sense the presence of your uncle in the room. He is saying something to me... yes... he says, "Pull my finger."

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker