May 11th, 2009

  • roybot

humorless veteran

wipe that smile off your face, son. when you get to me my age, you'll understand. i lost my sense of humor in the war. i saw terrible things, and i've been nervous since that they saw me too. is it true what they say, that they're just as afraid of you as you are of them?? because i'd really like to purchase a snickers bar from my morbid fears, they have them on sale. wait, did i say morbid fears?? i meant walmart.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

chinese redux

A yugo post for you, inspired by super-dank chinese food flatulence. chinese food is always delivered by confused elderly asian man. confused elderly asian man is nice, but confused. but he bring good chicken on a stick, so i'd say we have a functional, professional relationship. i wonder if he's ever met britney spears?? has he done a body shot off of a nubile female?? does he pick his nose when he suspects no one is looking?? what does he think about trinidad?? what does trinidad think of him?? all this aside, president obama is half vulcan. i'll let you figure out the other half.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker