April 20th, 2009

  • roybot

i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders

i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders. i can be science hero and work with dolphins. however, three years ago i signed up for a mysterious game. the game starts now, your ford will promptly plummet off the roof of a parking garage. gas chromatagraph hero, mass dolphin spec. flip flip flip. john eli lilly, flip flip flip cnady. isolation tank, ketamine, an apartment filled with water and a dolphin that performs tasks in exchange for sexual favours. i'd continue this, but the aliens told me not to.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

happy, uh, what day is it?

to quote a great wayne, i like birds. bowl entrance, sculpted resin canal upon thine eyeballs i masticate, naked, on the carpet, your carapiece fresh among them. festwidth bowl excite, mellow chewin' up ur soul w/ warm shifty tendrils. i love you sofa, thank you for prividigling snax. thank you pacman for powerpills. thank you plant for plant. thank you for flirtzing of elk waking up elftera beast slekp on a satvourday mletving, autonomic snax aghpparent. gravity is like a giant trampoline. hero dynamix plasticized by sonoid waves penetrating my chest. fink a twelvewidth elursico f09 ntint livvleslesstic callaughwumpus. chirus chlork taeks lsd. srs 7777 m8. 9 rum;p k boogie, did you know smoking is good for you??

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

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madeline albright trippin balls in a deluxe recliner skirt u noe it baby that white undergarment effervescing like sum muthafuckin element or some shit that madeline albright never talks about her dad, a painter with the schizo. just stepdad, but it's not well-cockudented on tikiweedia. erhaps pew ould cfigure zout urself, bat wat dat zat weeniun. SJDDKFDlkfldsf louise sez 2stfu but louise can stfu hrslf the stupede nonwat nbitch. slap you, you cant see russia from there, you can;t see russia anywhere, for shit, bitch. no not you madeline albright, chill, we cool, i talkin 2 louise u dig?? yeh, see louise, madeline albright gets it. even she aint koo w/u. stankasaurs skank dorito w/ hed cheez ur tats r wack dunt b shankiun me j. tellin teh/tru SKD:LFKDSLFWATCRACK foe sho dunt u shoe my keds im a green belt in the forcve, the force of whoopin yo azz. collaps.@ dunt funk leftwid3 i tink u dutni3 zat ked. oh shit, this loaf is baked. compliments 2the chef. nice presentation, like cybotron teleporting through time to perform "clear" inside my sugar dish -- that kind of loaf. its shi3 thiu s9efre dun beep @/me laptop. i slash u!@ ?///////

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker