"Capistulent!~" i bellowed at the fiberglass bear, emphasizing the tilde in particular. "errZZZwatzchkerspukle" i continued, "urrahheeahhio ubd ghrylewzzzre mit gallywag!!"
i thought i'd told him off right and proper, but he was otherwise unruffled.
"thank you for visiting oakhurst, california. i'm just a talking fiberglass bear designed to greet visitors and quote recent real estate prices. as such, i'm not capable of responding to your emphatic nonsense!!~"
when i heard that tilde, i knew he was mocking me. damn you, fiberglass bear, damn you.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker