April 5th, 2009

  • roybot

now you've done it

what if, instead of having device calling a lighter that lit things on fire, you had a device called a heavier which caused things to be soaked in water? these sorts of things occur to me as a i bleach tacopaper in order to make stationary.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

zax attax

effluevient luffurewhistle transvestite arpeggiator smeard across the burning alaska tits of marararagarage thatcher's savoury london broil of justice. don't fuie-louie chunx all the mondambo vortsky 12-twelve.pointsix elves. all over the bork and bounce collap.se@widget.dynamix.pierro. they vhjur yurplanis. you just want my hot dogs lady. stop feeding me this bullshit. i know what you're up to.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

kong whistle

it was tuesday. on doctors' orders, i'd stopped following doctors' orders. this was problematic, as i worked at a pizza pie repository just round the corner from a hospital, and i delivered. i managed to retain my sanity (just barely) by hiding in the meat freezer and eating raw pepperoni. unfortunately the green peppers were smart-ass bastards; i asked them what they were doing in the MEAT freezer and they said they were talking to my stupid ass, so i shoved them up my anus, squeezed real hard, dropped the results on a pie and delivered it to donald trump -- i never got over how he renamed the DISCO VOLANTE the TRUMP PRINCESS. curse that walking hairpiece thricefold. i wonder if he stored the leftover shit-pepper pizza i delivered in solid-gold tupperware inside a solid-gold subzero fridge?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker