March 18th, 2009

  • roybot

nationalize the banks

nationalize the banks, let the economy collapse, fuck the stock market, darn your socks, trade shoes for corn, create value instead of consume it, spend money as soon as you get it; never invest, do drugs get fucked up masturbate your penis to the pope. live in poverty for a day, live in sin, live in your bathrobe. then live without your bathrobe, and feel free. sell your records. trade your CDs for CDs you haven't heard. try letting bugs live instead of squooshing them (ew). bury a skeleton for future archeologists to find, along with a monkey wrench and a good pair of pliers (as good for being misinterpreted as religious relics as anything else). redefine the word "is". eliminate the word "I" from your vocabulary for a week. expose yourself to your houseplants, how does it make you feel? what if the world didn't have bass? what if i drasticly altered my hair policy???

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker