January 22nd, 2009

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streganona hax

streganona hax straight up n bax old hag spinnin russle crowe some linen ON THE DECKS yo scarf wrapped around nose hooked on ur dough NUTS ATTACK grandmas back rockin the dex w/ mad fx CHANNELIN the INSANE DRAIN torusbasin BRAIN rastra train elayne, UNH!

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polymono plexusgel

toroid dive sonus collapse. toroid dive sonus collapse. elastisity content critical. elasticity content triciticl. electricity hax. elecoeofeo e.,sdf. skdfklw. CAPTAIN COME IN CAN YOU HIR ME ..... CAPTAIN ARE OYU THERE ?? .... torid dice osnes os eoo o. toridoi sice zosn clappse. toriadoa diseoc ecoe,s. elastictic conte tciritc. eelc.txsk st.st.s elecitieic elrlerlelrelr..sdf. WE SEE A CRAFFT ON THE SCANNER SIR .... ITS NOT MOVING NO SIGNAL SINES ... NO MARGE!! ELATION PUTTY OPPOSITE. radio crackle .... CAPTAIN CAN U HIR ME?? .... toroid dive sonus collapse. toroid dive sonus collapse. elasticity content critical. please deploy emergency ployfeisefe plexueshgelslL!`

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ALL TEH HATAZ CAN RAIL A BANANA

ALL TEH HATAZ CAN RAIL A BANANA
IM BUFF HIGH PISSED BACK FROM DA TANNA
ELASTIC TURBO LOAFAGE FLAMIN YO SKIES
WEDGIN UR PANTIES FACIN UR PIES
ALL MY AUNTIES ATTAK
YOU ABACK
NIGGA CANT HACK
bewm.
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time lapse

huggly figgler cheeks giggler smokes cig vaginal wiggler. fuck shit DAMN yo. nah ma yuh-huh, she was, ya! she booey dohickey shehumphrey datzepplen downhoem. trucking laggard. gansta down homefrey spill it yo pour some KETCHUP on my manboobs can help it unh. I AM THE KAREN OF UR DREAMZ YES. uniblake ballin. who let the dogs out? if you would like to wear ur dick suck y not put it on lol. cumoslavia. walrus whale giving birth in january hale DAMN GIRL u need some mmmmmale.

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Welcome to Blingopolis

Blingopolis is otherwise known as LinearCity. Black and White, controllable via menu, PD, FD, resedential zones. Drop-down tornado. Car traffic pixels. Bull Doze Area: $1. RCI. Anchor Plane Helment Power Commercial Zone. HORSPITAL!~! lines. dither. DITHER. DITHER.

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PEANUT NUTTAH

rtqp only eats brand name peanut butter, so he can sue for $$ if salmon-ellahed. but plz 2 b diggin down on teh ur our my the teh here news: PEANUT BUTTA PRODUCT REKALL (recall, recall!) OR BE HAXIN YOUR BOWEL SALMONELLA PiHKAL CANT B JONSENIN 4 TEH SALMONELLA BUTTA NO MA MON DIZ WAZ DA QNUT BUUTTHAH 2 ENDALL TEH UR LYFE. FOOD AND DORK ADMINISTRATION!! ADMINISTER FOOD!! ADMINISTER DRUG!! ADMINISTER DORK!!! administer administration plz, mr. obama.

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the emergency room put me on the waiting list again

the emergency room put me on the waiting list again. it's not that i wasn't slowly bleeding out through a gash in my skull (i was), but i didn't have insurance. i watched as entire squad of orderlies swarmed around a child with a skinned knee, debating optimal band-aid placement. when complete, they sent blue albatross a bill for $37,000. i can't compete with that shit. i knew i was beat. i passed out in the childrens' toy area of the waiting room. when i woke up, i was in an alley, and the gash in my head had been sealed with chewing gum. god bless america.

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RICED OUT YUGO LOL

OMG MAN WATS UP WITH THAT SIET RICED OUT YUGO ITS LIKE CULLOTTES TOMATOS BOMBADIER OR SOMETHING I CANT GET MY HED AROUND IT WHY DO THOSE GUYS PUT SO MUCH EFFORT N2 IT EY3 DONT UNDERSTAND I MEAN SRSLY CMON YUGO D00DZ WASSUP XPLAIN IT PLZ PLZ CMON PLZ CMON OK WATS THAT MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND WAT UR SAYIN WAT HAY WAT STOP THAT HEY STOP JERK STOP TALKING NONSENSE SHUTUP SHUTUP IF YOU WERE HERE I N REAL LIFE ID STAB YOU ID CLUB YOUR STUPID MCGUILLICUTTY AND MAIL IT TO BRUSSLES

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