December 29th, 2008

  • roybot

dollar entendre

hey man, let's get together this weekend. drop some stocks -- you know, trip dollars. maybe short some cocaine. my cousin shorted orange julius; he said it was fyscaldelic. but i worry with all that trading, i'd wake up the next morning and find myself bumped up to the next tax bracket. ah well. so how's it going with your portfolio? all spread out last night?? value's going up, i can see she got your stock tip last night. oh, sorry, i forgot you don't like that topic, i see you're in the red. maybe you could perform oral sex on me now?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker