December 26th, 2008

  • roybot

YA YA IM A REBEL

YA YA IM A REBEL
DONT READ THE MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS
JUST GUESS FOUR MINUTES ON HIGH OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
DONT PUT ENOUGH AIR IN MY TIRES
THERES STILL AIR IN IT CHILL OUT

YA YA IM A REBEL
GO CRAZY PUT PBR IN MY COOKINZ FOR JASON STATHAM
OH SHIT A MASKED DUDE WHATS GOING O-G2UJ90NFL;B

YA YA IM A REBEL
TALK THE TALK BUT DON'T SENSE THE SENSE
WHAT YOU MEAN MY TUXEDO IS TUBULAR???

YA YA IM A REBEL
STOKE THE STOGIE OVERCOOK THE PEROGIE
GUESS ILL JUST PUT A LOT OF KETCHUP ON IT OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
I PISS INTO THE OCEAN, WHEN I FAIL TO FILL IT I GET DRUNK 'COS I'M ANGRY
THEN I PISS INTO THE OCEAN 'COS IM DRUNK AND ANGRY OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
TEAR PAGES OUT OF HOTEL BIBLES
LET'S LISTEN TO NINE INCH NAILS OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
REFERENCING YOUR REFERENCES' REFERENCES
ONTOLOGICAL RAPE IS NOT A CRIME OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR SAYS "NICK IS A DUDE"
BUT I DONT KNOW ANYONE NAMED NICK OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
STEAL FROM ROBIN HOOD GIVE TO THE GREEN PARTY
IM UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
GO TO SCHOOL WITH LSD ON MY FINGERNAILS
IM NO KEVIN MOTHERFUCKIN JENKINS OK

YA YA IM A REBEL
STILL THE PRESEDENT OF REBELLION
DESPITE THE RENEGATE SCANDAL OK

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker