December 3rd, 2008

  • roybot

we control the horizontal; we control the vertical approximately 66.7% of the time.

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  • while riced out yugo controls the horizontal 100% of the time, it only controls the vertical 66.7% of the time. the remaining bandwidth is left aside for the viewer to


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  • roybot

in the future

in the future, we'll all have virtual reality that is indistinguishable from reality. you will be able to load virtual boxing and be virtual george forman. you will be able to load the virtual rumble in the jungle and be virtual muhammed ali. you will have virtual george forman's virtual muscles, virtual reflexes. but training is not virtualizable. consequently, instead of getting into flame wars on message boards, in the future, all virtual arguments will be settled with virtual boxing. DIBS ON ALI, surf like a butterfly post like a bee

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker