October 22nd, 2008

  • roybot

stereolads

(((stereolads * reciprocity) - (ryan / ritter)) + crimes against the constitution) = peace, justice, and giving the president the finger

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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time to expel some noise again

crunq~! exlaim proclamation textual P!U!N!C!T!uation yugo post fap fap fap. rtqp busy pondering how to get a script on a reality vector, drop that shit, mad tangents in teh house, but not a drop of rain on a sunny day. collapse of the soviet empire caused upmost uproot flattulence and the invalidation of the maps on the classroom walls. YOU'VE BLOWN OUR GLOBE BUDGET FOR THE YEAR RUSSIA, THX U JERX. how did harrison ford get that scar on his chin? hay fuckle, this guy's on ur radios. well, your former summer radios. presedential asshat played by old white (almost dead) actor. mahogany asshat. president bin laden rumored to own pretzel factory. who needs that? we've got wall street. shaky camera angles imply tense drama. sarcastic use of sousafonium. CUT

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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?

so, what's all this then? am i doing what i'm supposed to be doing? ...am i supposed to be doing anything at all? should i be more disciplined? should i deny myself in the name of future accomplishment? is sitting on a futon, in my boxer shorts, posting this, the best possible use of this time? should i be doing anything with this time in particular? should i get into better shape? should i become a vegetarian? a vegan? should i convince all vegans and vegetarians that they have the wrong answer to a real problem? should i care about other people, or only myself? should i feel it my duty to educate people? should i get people to think? do i owe anyone anything? what is the price for being alive, or is being alive the price? should i just shut up and stop asking myself these intensely aggrivating questions?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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fighting a war on terror is like tickling a fear

...and doing tangible things to abstract nouns is totally IN right now. wanna get in on this, paris? i'm also waiting for lil' kim to drop a track called "hands off my prudence" only for fergie to respond with "boys eye my indiscretion," which causes much mockery as it can be tied to tangible acts of indiscretion, consequently allowing a circumstance under which boys actually could eye her indiscretion. tabloid readers experience a ten-minute brainfart. meanwhile, stephen colbert asks viewers to taste his justice, judge judy instructs the defendant to eat his immorality, and al bundy fails to get in on the action because he's just in reruns. gargle my laughter. feel my innocuousness. spank my piousness. box my anger and sell it for $14.99 per unit. pet my indifference. stroke my despair. park your brand new security in the garage. nobody will finger your shame now.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker