October 21st, 2008

  • roybot

patent application for new malarky constriction technology

malakry separayes n2 nuckets. malakry sift sift sift. malakry sort, COLOR PERCOLATE!@#21 n2 bucketz. malarky sort. malakryyyy grid. distill into 5x4 jello shot matrix, cell B1 mustard vinegar suprise. snuff blattly over a spiced coil of spruce vinegar and bud delight sesnsation 2 ur taste. all guests tEiotJkld omg radhost, social +1 allpwn shedonkey. but O NO!!! exgirlfriend showup, vomit on urplatter. o shit. omg, wtf, exgirlfrien. ima calla copzon u. but she escape. copz are like, sorry dude, she got away, you let her away, we recommend mace or a tazer. i say, i can do that as a cirizent? they say, yes, as long as they authoruizze it afterwards. i agree to tazer exgrilfriend nexttime party platterpuke. will be my plezure..

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