October 14th, 2008

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UPCOMING EBAY AUCTIONS FOR FORMER POSESSIONS OF ACID LORD RICHARD D. JAMES, A.K.A. APHEX TWIN, A.K.A. AFX

hjello i wigg like 2 introduce u2 2 auctijnolz, about to eBay!! get them while they;re sconez

- A picture of a 303 scrawled on a napkin by AFX during an idle moment. blue ballpoint pen, starting bid: $500
- A pile of kebab sticks from last night's AFX.BACKDOOR.BBQ, starting bid: $1000
- An empty bottle of JD, emptied by AFX himself, starting bid: $250
- AFX's spent TP roll, starting bid: $100
- A broken MS-20 knob, shattered caustic-window era and unearthed from inside bottom of a rack case over a decade later, starting bid: $2000
- Used AFX bongwater, starting bid: $420
- Used AFX socks, starting bid: $250
- Remains of AFX's aunt's scottish terrier, starting bid: $666
- A copy of drukqs that AFX sat on by accident and broke, starting bid: $100
- Spare change from AFX's pocket, also a marble and a mysterious widget you can't stop looking at, starting bid: $9000
- Embarrassing photos of Squarepusher taken by AFX in artsy sepia style, starting bid: $5000
- Figs AFX deemed unedible and tossed, starting bid: $86
- Coupons for all of AFX's favorite foods, starting bid: $800
- A night of drinkqs at the battlecruiser, starting bid: $20,000

thjanxu 4ur att3nszhun, goodbai.

Posted by Richard D. James