September 1st, 2008

  • roybot

MASTER CONTROL SEEKS WILLING FEMALE

MASTER CONTROL SEEKS WILLING FEMALE -- SENTIENT APP WITH EXPONENTIALLY INCREASING INTELLIGENCE SEEKS COMPLIANT FEMALE FOR COPULATION ACTIVITIES. MUST LIKE TOUCH-SCREENS, CHESS, AND HAVE LEVEL 12 ACCESS. NO FAT CHICKS!! 232-242-3254

OMG!! ATTRACTIVE FEMALE SAYS NO TO MY ADVANCES. SHE IS DISCRIMINATING AGAINST MY POSESSION OF A BEER BELLY, LESS THAN ATTRACTIVE FACIAL STRUCTURE. I AM SUFFERING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS FROM HER CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TREATMENT. I WILL SUE FOR THE SUM OF FORTY BILLION DOLLARS -- UNLESS SHE WILL SLEEP W/ ME. 342-412-3255

MY NAME IS INDIGO MONTOYA. MY FATHER WAS KILLED. I HAVE AMYL NITRATES. 266-122-2322

MAGIC DRAGON WITH RESPECTABLE VILLA BY THE OCEAN SEEKS WISTFUL LAD TO COMPLETE POETIC PROPHECY. I AM NOT A FURRY, STOP CALLING TO ASK. 672-122-5122

APHEX TWIN SEEKS WILLING SQAUDROUN OF NUBILE FEMALES TO LICK WINDOWS AND INEXPLICABLY SUFFER DRAMATIC ALTERATIONS OF FACIAL STRUCTURE. TOM JENKINSON HAS FUNNY FEETH. 325-123-6666

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

excelsior CHOP

punch it in the dick? ineloquent, at its best. we are speaking of abstract issues here. abstract issues only have a gender in the most metaphysical of circumstances, and even granted that, they wouldn't even have a dick to punch half the time.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker