July 16th, 2008

  • roybot

two pounds of steaming mystery

  • Wolf Blitzer's secret tie problem
  • Nancy Grace's secret baldness problem
  • Chewbacca's secret arm-tearing-off fetish
  • George W. Bush's public cocaine addiction
  • Ralph Wiggum's public declaration of sleep vikingage
  • Brad Pitt's private shame
  • Angelina Jolie's generous uteris
  • Britney's secret Whitney
  • Meow Muthafucka
  • Obama's secret mushroom trips
  • Osama's secret mushroom clouds
  • Jesse Jackson's secret constipation problems
  • Michael Moore's terrible Wheaties addiction
  • Rush Limbaugh's recurring opiate addiction
  • Republicans' secret Ambien addiction
  • Kofi Annan's secret nuclear detection
  • RTQP's public mocking perfection


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker