May 7th, 2008

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children's keybard from japan

kangaroo men on stilts sideways sideways lilts. red bowl red water red beats red watter condo in ashland for totalitarian macbeath hedz. it's a new probertoprey, shedo shedont shedonky. eletoral billy dee williams with extra class on the side, the finest malt liquor in the galaxy. masodik galamb, hello heloo hello, philip k. dick android theft. do yugos dream of cheaply-made sheep?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Foreclosure 4000

i had it all: widgets from spain. doorknobs from calcutta. irony from the moon. but then, interest rates took it from me. my god-given right as an american to borrow as much goddamn money as i pleased was suddenly and cruelly stamped out. where is the justice? if i cannot hold this piece of plastic - my credit card - in my hand, and feel a giant, endless pile of heaven welling up - what else is there? what is happening to america? this used to be a great country, until those terrorists showed up.

oh well. time to go watch fox news, and see if ford is running any new ads for red pickup trucks. i like red pickup trucks.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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elegant ela fitzgerald

elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started
elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started
elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started



Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker